Riding home in the car with the family I'm browsing Facebook when I come across a picture from a play date two of my girlfriends had for their kids. The picture was of the girl "B" hugging the boy "A." B is one of Monster's best friends and A is Monster's crush. I thought the picture was adorable and quickly showed it to Hubs (who was driving) so Monster couldn't see it. In that millisecond of showing Hubs the picture Monster saw it...
Monster: "Is that B hugging A?!"
Me: "Yea? So?"
Monster: "Ugh! You know that I like him!"
Bug: "What's wrong, Monster? Are you....::snicker/giggle:: jealous?"
Monster: ::Primal rage raptor scream:: "DON'T JUDGE ME!"
For a visual this is how Monster looked...
Now picture the noise that the raptors made in Jurassic Park and tie that all in. That was Monster. As if all that wasn't funny enough for me to take in Monster got all 14 year old girl emo on us and blurted out...
Monster: "He doesn't like me..."
Me: "Yes, he does. Remember you were his Valentine?"
Monster: "Yea... But I'm not pretty!"
Me: "Yes you are, you look like mommy! Saying your not pretty means that mommy isn't pretty because you look like mommy."
Monster: "No I don't look like mommy! I look like a tree that is about to barf!"
Me: ::uncontrollable laughter::
Monster: ::giggling because my laugh is contagious::
What exactly does a tree that's about to barf look like?
Bug: ::sing-song like:: "Monster is jealous of Bbbbb! Monster is jealous of Bbbb!"
Me: ::through giggles from the imagine a barfing tree picture:: "Bug! Stop picking on your sister!"
Monster: "Oh yea! Well, watch this! DADDY! Wanna know who Bug has a crush on!"
Monster: "BAT!" *BAT is A's older brother*
Hubs: "Bug and BAT sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! First comes love---"
Hubs: "Then comes marriage!"
Bug: "Daaaaaaa ahhhhhhhh dddddeeeeeeee!!!
A mini melt down commenced any normal person would have flipped out from all the noise in the car.